by Lily Goldberg
ROOM 218 - Last week, during second period Health, sophomore Jacob Hughes unknowingly viewed the last vagina he would see in high school. Hughes, who spent the majority of the reproductive anatomy lesson giggling over the word "labia," seemed unaware that the vulva on the Smartboard was the last one he'd gaze upon until he was old enough to drive a rental car. "I'll be seeing more where THAT came from!" remarked Hughes to a classmate, oblivious to the fact that a baby born at that exact moment might be starting kindergarten or even first grade by the time he would next observe female genitalia. At press time, Chapter 11 can confirm that Hughes is still incognizant of the fact that multiple election cycles will pass before his eyeballs feast on pussy again.
ROOM 218 - Last week, during second period Health, sophomore Jacob Hughes unknowingly viewed the last vagina he would see in high school. Hughes, who spent the majority of the reproductive anatomy lesson giggling over the word "labia," seemed unaware that the vulva on the Smartboard was the last one he'd gaze upon until he was old enough to drive a rental car. "I'll be seeing more where THAT came from!" remarked Hughes to a classmate, oblivious to the fact that a baby born at that exact moment might be starting kindergarten or even first grade by the time he would next observe female genitalia. At press time, Chapter 11 can confirm that Hughes is still incognizant of the fact that multiple election cycles will pass before his eyeballs feast on pussy again.